Sunday, January 12, 2020
WHEN YOU'RE SENT ON A LOAN TO ABROAD
When your father borrowed money from bank, sold all the family land and sent you abroad but the police wants to send you back home
We die here
SOMETHING CRAZY FOR THE LORD
Today's service was very wonderful our pastor was busy shouting...children of God can u do something CRAZY for the LORD
l went outside and off the church generator.
Monday, January 6, 2020
THUNDER WEY NO GET SIGNAL
If you say this new year no go better for you that one is your problem..
for me the kind thunder that will fire that Aba boy called chima for selling this kind of shoe to my brother no get signal
Can you imagine?
HIGH HEEL
Girls that wear heels out , and come back home with slippers, don't last long in relationship.
They can't endure anything.
BORED
Are you bored?? Just go to an unknown wedding and shout
"l still love you"...
Then wait for the drama to begin...😂🤣🤣
OLUWA YOU TOO MUCH
I wanted to fight with one guy yesterday and some people came to separate us. This morning I saw the guy training people on karate. I just want to thank God for using those people to save my life.
Oluwa you too much
INSIDE KEKE
The way people inside KEKE will be
looking at you while trekking , it will
be as if they're inside private jet.
MEN ARE THE BEST COOK
Men are the best cook in the world that with just two eggs, one banana and a drop of milk they can use to belly full a woman for 9 months.😂🤣🤣😂😂
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DR SWEETHEART
When I get my PHD Not even my wife is allowed to call me sweetheart It must be Dr. Sweetheart. 😂😂😂😂
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