MISTAKENLY

When you have 11,000 in your bank account and wanted to recharge 1,000 and mistakenly press 10,000 instead of 1000.

JELLOF RICE

First day at boarding school they served us rice. I was waiting for stew saaa when one guy told me that the food is jollof rice ooo...😂🤣🤣

PYTHAGORAS THEORY

Using Pythagoras theory that u learnt in school calculate the possible period, and the projected years at which this community that owns this transformer will have light again in this life😂😂🤣😂

Village girl

Wife material is taking a village girl to a hotel and waking up the next morning to see her sweeping the entire compound. Who send you?.

King herod

Short People please Stay Indoors For Now Till January, King Herod Have Started Killing Small Children Again.

Just because I wanted to check if iPhone 11 will size my pucket yesterday at shop rite, one idiot started shouting Thief Some people sef.

Confused heart

I met a girl in church this morning, after much talk she finally agreed to come over after service and she gave me her number, only for me to get home now to discover I didn't save nor dial the number, i only typed the number and it cleared befor I got home Who did this to me?

Relationship builder

7years of relationship & you still won’t propose... You will say you’re still building the relationship. weldone oh! Julius Berger!

WORK HARD

Thieves broke into my neighbors house,they found nothing to steal, they started flogging him; telling him to work hard...

APPLE JUICE

Hey Alexa,can you check my bank balance and let me know which apple product I can afford? Alexa:apple juice!!!😂🤣🤣🤣

SMALL GENERATOR

Do you still remember when you said you will never charge your phone with a small gen. Look at you now, you even thinking of charging it with latern.

HARMATTAN

Please oga president please open border let HARMATTAN enter oooo. Heat want to kill us here oooo😂🤣🤣🤣