Thursday, August 15, 2019

Tilapia fish

You find it hard to close your eyes during

prayers,* *but if lips touches yours,*you

close your eyes like Tilapia fish!!!!!!*

*God is watching you with microscope.*πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜πŸ˜

Relation

I can't believe I'm

related to Bill Gates...

His Mother and My

Mother are Both

Mothers....WOW

Compare the sound

*Please someone should help me and transfer #2

million into my account, I just want to compare

the sound of #2 million and #2 thousand if it has

the same alert sound, I promised to return it and

if I don't, the Admin should remove me please*

Photosynthesis of the heart

This morning I nearly had Photosynthesis of the

heart

I didn't know the paper I threw away last night

was N1000 noteπŸ˜¬πŸ˜€πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜…

Women deceived by men

*THE number of girls
that Men have
deceived is
enough to start*
*GIRLS SECONDARY

SCHOOL*πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜…πŸ˜„☺


Real meaning of setback

*You can never know
the real meaning of
setback until you go
into relationship with
a jobless lady with
high taste.*πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

Miscellanous

You will buy rice with meat, plantain and egg and
the seller will still ask "Bros, is that all?"
No ma, add ice-block, crocodile tongue and
mosquito lap.

Economic recession

People are just so wicked sha, imagine selling
fake rat poison in this economic recession
Don't be a victim, taste it before buying it.... The
original one is salty

Big tummies

*Men with big tummies, please do something.
You are confusing our kids. Now my nephew
believes that women give birth to girls and men
give birth to boys.*
Please do something.πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜

Lol

People are just so wicked sha, imagine selling
fake rat poison in this economic recession
Don't be a victim, taste it before buying it.... The
original one is salty

Wahala

I withdrew 20k today and decided to feel like a
big man. I stood at a corner in my room and
sprayed the money in the air, now I no know
where 1k enter, which kind wahala be this? *
πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜πŸ˜

Bottled water

Don't  know the spirit that comes with bottled
water, Whenever a black man buys it, he starts
behaving like he is the richest man in the
community.

DR SWEETHEART

When I get my PHD Not even my wife is allowed to call me sweetheart It must be Dr. Sweetheart. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚