MISTAKENLY

When you have 11,000 in your bank account and wanted to recharge 1,000 and mistakenly press 10,000 instead of 1000.

JELLOF RICE

First day at boarding school they served us rice. I was waiting for stew saaa when one guy told me that the food is jollof rice ooo...😂🤣🤣

PYTHAGORAS THEORY

Using Pythagoras theory that u learnt in school calculate the possible period, and the projected years at which this community that owns this transformer will have light again in this life😂😂🤣😂

Village girl

Wife material is taking a village girl to a hotel and waking up the next morning to see her sweeping the entire compound. Who send you?.

King herod

Short People please Stay Indoors For Now Till January, King Herod Have Started Killing Small Children Again.

Just because I wanted to check if iPhone 11 will size my pucket yesterday at shop rite, one idiot started shouting Thief Some people sef.

Confused heart

I met a girl in church this morning, after much talk she finally agreed to come over after service and she gave me her number, only for me to get home now to discover I didn't save nor dial the number, i only typed the number and it cleared befor I got home Who did this to me?

Relationship builder

7years of relationship & you still won’t propose... You will say you’re still building the relationship. weldone oh! Julius Berger!

WORK HARD

Thieves broke into my neighbors house,they found nothing to steal, they started flogging him; telling him to work hard...

APPLE JUICE

Hey Alexa,can you check my bank balance and let me know which apple product I can afford? Alexa:apple juice!!!😂🤣🤣🤣

SMALL GENERATOR

Do you still remember when you said you will never charge your phone with a small gen. Look at you now, you even thinking of charging it with latern.

HARMATTAN

Please oga president please open border let HARMATTAN enter oooo. Heat want to kill us here oooo😂🤣🤣🤣

my pride

When you swallow your pride and text first and you see seen without reply.Your pride will be like shebi i told you😂😂😂

Gala man

I juz remembered how one yeye Gala seller knocked my head from window because I changed my mind about
buying gala 🍽 😑😑
God will judge him! 😡

judith not judas

The way Ladies love money nowadays eh....sometimes l ask myself whether it was Judas that sold our Lord or Judith 🤣🤣🤣🤣

orphan

U post, I comment u reply other people's comments and ignore mine. I'll delete mine and unfriend u😏😏😏
U cn't treat my comment lyk an orphan😑😑😑

Multiplication table

These days u will see a 13 yrs old girl posting stuffs like"I want 2 4get and move on" 😡😡😡
Forget wetin?🙁🙁
The multiplication table.

Tilapia fish

You find it hard to close your eyes during

prayers,* *but if lips touches yours,*you

close your eyes like Tilapia fish!!!!!!*

*God is watching you with microscope.*😀😀😀😁😁

Relation

I can't believe I'm

related to Bill Gates...

His Mother and My

Mother are Both

Mothers....WOW

Compare the sound

*Please someone should help me and transfer #2

million into my account, I just want to compare

the sound of #2 million and #2 thousand if it has

the same alert sound, I promised to return it and

if I don't, the Admin should remove me please*

Photosynthesis of the heart

This morning I nearly had Photosynthesis of the

heart

I didn't know the paper I threw away last night

was N1000 note😬😀😊😊😅

Women deceived by men

*THE number of girls
that Men have
deceived is
enough to start*
*GIRLS SECONDARY

SCHOOL*😁😂😁😆😆😅😄☺

Real meaning of setback

*You can never know
the real meaning of
setback until you go
into relationship with
a jobless lady with
high taste.*😆😆😀😀😅😅

Miscellanous

You will buy rice with meat, plantain and egg and
the seller will still ask "Bros, is that all?"
No ma, add ice-block, crocodile tongue and
mosquito lap.

Economic recession

People are just so wicked sha, imagine selling
fake rat poison in this economic recession
Don't be a victim, taste it before buying it.... The
original one is salty

Big tummies

*Men with big tummies, please do something.
You are confusing our kids. Now my nephew
believes that women give birth to girls and men
give birth to boys.*
Please do something.😃😃😁😁😁😁

Lol

People are just so wicked sha, imagine selling
fake rat poison in this economic recession
Don't be a victim, taste it before buying it.... The
original one is salty

Wahala

I withdrew 20k today and decided to feel like a
big man. I stood at a corner in my room and
sprayed the money in the air, now I no know
where 1k enter, which kind wahala be this? *
😊😀😀😁😁

Bottled water

Don't  know the spirit that comes with bottled
water, Whenever a black man buys it, he starts
behaving like he is the richest man in the
community.