Thursday, May 7, 2020

DR SWEETHEART

When I get my PHD
Not even my wife is allowed to call me sweetheart
It must be Dr. Sweetheart. 😂😂😂😂

KISS

MY DEAR,
You want a kiss on your forehead, but the smell from your wig can kill cow...

MEAT FROM okra soup 🍲

Stealing meat from an Okoro soup is so stressful,
Oh how do I explain..
You will just steal only one meat and the Okoro soup will draw a
perpendicular line
from the kitchen to your bedroom.

Sunday, January 12, 2020

My mind is telling me to go Iran and shout 'I love America!!!. My people should I go?

WHEN YOU'RE SENT ON A LOAN TO ABROAD

When your father borrowed money from bank, sold all the family land and sent you abroad but the police wants to send you back home We die here

SOMETHING CRAZY FOR THE LORD

Today's service was very wonderful
our pastor was busy shouting...children of God can u do something CRAZY for the LORD l went outside and off the church generator.

Monday, January 6, 2020

THUNDER WEY NO GET SIGNAL

If you say this new year no go better for you that one is your problem.. for me the kind thunder that will fire that Aba boy called chima for selling this kind of shoe to my brother no get signal Can you imagine?

DR SWEETHEART

When I get my PHD Not even my wife is allowed to call me sweetheart It must be Dr. Sweetheart. 😂😂😂😂