DR SWEETHEART

When I get my PHD

Not even my wife is allowed to call me sweetheart

It must be Dr. Sweetheart. 😂😂😂😂

KISS

MY DEAR,

You want a kiss on your forehead, but the smell from your wig can kill cow...

MEAT FROM okra soup 🍲

Stealing meat from an Okoro soup is so stressful,

Oh how do I explain..

You will just steal only one meat and the Okoro soup will draw a

perpendicular line

from the kitchen to your bedroom.

My mind is telling me to go Iran and shout 'I love America!!!. My people should I go?

WHEN YOU'RE SENT ON A LOAN TO ABROAD

When your father borrowed money from bank, sold all the family land and sent you abroad but the police wants to send you back home We die here

SOMETHING CRAZY FOR THE LORD

Today's service was very wonderful

our pastor was busy shouting...children of God can u do something CRAZY for the LORD l went outside and off the church generator.

THUNDER WEY NO GET SIGNAL

If you say this new year no go better for you that one is your problem.. for me the kind thunder that will fire that Aba boy called chima for selling this kind of shoe to my brother no get signal Can you imagine?

HIGH HEEL

Girls that wear heels out , and come back home with slippers, don't last long in relationship. They can't endure anything.

BORED

Are you bored?? Just go to an unknown wedding and shout "l still love you"... Then wait for the drama to begin...😂🤣🤣

OLUWA YOU TOO MUCH

I wanted to fight with one guy yesterday and some people came to separate us. This morning I saw the guy training people on karate. I just want to thank God for using those people to save my life. Oluwa you too much

INSIDE KEKE

The way people inside KEKE will be looking at you while trekking , it will be as if they're inside private jet.

MEN ARE THE BEST COOK

Men are the best cook in the world that with just two eggs, one banana and a drop of milk they can use to belly full a woman for 9 months.😂🤣🤣😂😂